By Sue Townsend
Adrian Mole and The guns of Mass Destruction is the 6th ebook in Sue Townsend's brilliantly humorous Adrian Mole sequence.
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I am thirty-five this present day. i'm formally middle-aged. it's all downhill from now. A pathetic slide in the direction of gum ailment, wheelchair ramps and death.
Adrian Mole is middle-aged yet nonetheless scribbling. operating as a bookseller and residing in Leicester's Rat Wharf; discovering time to put in writing letters of recommendation to Tim Henman and Tony Blair; locked in mortal wrestle with a vicious swan known as Gielgud; measuring his increasing bald spot; and attempting to win-over the voluptuous Daisy . . . Adrian yearns for a greater extra significant international. yet he's now not able to quit his pen yet...
Bestselling writer Sue Townsend has been Britain's favorite comedian author for over 3 decades.
'Hilarious. Deft, gleeful mockery impales modish fads, from...
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Starling was handsome, or at least he could have been if he hadn’t let himself go. His hair was thick, his shoulders broad, and his jaw square, but his waistline had expanded and his eyes were bloodshot either from lack of sleep or from too many long nights at a local pub. Giru Ba, on the other hand, was tall and elegant, with skin the color of sea foam, enormous eyes, and what looked like a curved beak in place of lips. ” Starling asked, raising a single eyebrow. ” Giru Ba stood placidly behind him, her eyes unblinking.
Indd 38 1/14/13 4:14 PM :: Chapter 7 :: A s Colt left the lab, he wondered if Dr. Roth had already filed his report and how long it would take before a team of Black Ops agents threw a bag over his head and stuffed him in the back of a van where they would whisk him away to a secret facility and experiment on him until they found a way to re-create his new armored skin. He thought about what kind of gas they would use to knock him out, since they couldn’t exactly hit him with a dart; how long it would last; and whether or not he would be strong enough to break the bindings that would no doubt be wrapped around his wrists and ankles.
No,” she said, shaking her head. “That thing came out of nowhere. ” She covered her eyes as they misted over. indd 28 1/14/13 4:14 PM Domination down her cheek. “I was scared that he was going to go out and do something stupid to prove that he isn’t like his dad. I mean, I’d hold my breath every time one of the rescue teams found a body, because I thought it was going to be him—and then he just shows up and tells us that he’s been here all the time? ” Colt sat there, not sure what to say or if he should say anything at all.